I was newly divorced when I went full-bore into Guacamole as a lifestyle. I always had friends around the time trying to set me up. I was in the process of making Rivalless Guacamole on more than one occasion that someone would start to talk about this or that single friend they had. Which lead to saying "Okay, yes, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But what I must find out is, does she know how to work the Guac?" 

Lots of eye rolls, yes. But the number of hardy laughs I heard indicates to me there might be a market for this T-Shirt.

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Do they know how to work the GUAC? *HOW* You Say It Shirt