Years ago, I was either drunk or having a fever dream but I could have sworn someone told me a band called Everyone Gets Laid was about to come to town for a show. What's stranger still is I remember hearing the music and thinking it was great! So, to the awesome farsical band Everyone Gets Laid this shirt is dedicated!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Everyone Gets Laid American Music T-Shirt