There's a billion reasons to sat it. I just wasted a solid hour on a different project and the result was much, far, irreparably worse than if I'd spent 20 minutes doing it the old fashioned way that I know best. Definite Oaf Huck how?!

Get you a shirt. They're awesome colors. They're $12.32 for a lot of people. I apologize to the 2X and up crowd that the same offer doesn't work for you. I know,, "Oaf Huck how?!" Right?

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

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