Holy cow, we've created the perfect shirt for a bachelorette party! Or a militant, angry lesbian. But full disclosure, I'm quite sure the company that actually makes these shirts (swiftpod.com) employs dudes and you would also probably like to know that I am a dude. 

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

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