When a bacon lover needs their fill of bacon, it often seems as if there is a vast universal conspiracy keeping them from attaining a state of satisfaction. If it's not being busy with the job, the family, or other non-bacon-related obligations, It's an absense of  bacon, or the absense of the person who prepares the bacon, or the presence of - and I cannot emphasize this enough - it's the god forsaken packaging. Not enough to wrap the bacon in 8 layers of plastic, no. It's also gotta be wrapped in 90 sheets of paper! 

I. Just. Want. Bacon!

Follow on Twitter: @RivallessGarb

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Why Is The Universe So Against Me Having Bacon Right Now? T-shirt